I work at the Ralph’s in Studio City!
Nice, a lot of movie stars go there.
I’m at the Ralph’s in Sherman Oaks.
Oh yeah, lots of movie stars like that one.
I just want Brad Pitt to barge in and say
“Hey who gives a flying fuck?”
The door under my watchful eye for the whole orientation
Nope, he’s downstairs though I bet, he just loves the attention
People pretending to be other people
Because they can’t handle their own skin
How brave of them, let’s give them a mansion
Universal acclaim because you are attractive
Look into their dead eyes at the press junket
I see the eyes of your deli clerk nearly cutting their hand off by accident
Or a cashier glued to the floor who wants to run away
Or the kid pushing shopping carts back to the store who almost got ran over
They are the same as us
I just know what their butt looks like
So can we stop talking about movie stars in the fucking grocery store?