“Yeah, you know, LA Public Transportation sucks, like it’s so bad I don’t even use it,” said the person who owns a car.
As someone who has been using the Public Transportation here for nearly three years under protest, I have a lot of experience with this issue and would like to outline some very specific reasons at to why the Transit here is the most disappointing thing to happen since the release of all-star video game, Shadow the Hedgehog. (I mean it’s an angsty hedgehog with a gun; what could go wrong?)
Because saying LA Metro sucks is not enough. It’s so bad that I have had to trick myself into thinking that it’s a conspiracy by the government to torture lower class people. I know it’s not true but I need that for my reality to make sense.