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Want to hear the deep dark secrets of the journalism I undertook to pen The Old Wench and the President? Or my thoughts on the Steamed Ham meme? Please. I could write essays on that.
I am also a freelancer writer-for-hire and I’ll do just about anything for you. From social media to blog posts to meme consultation, I got your back.
For real though, I need help beating Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg so if you got any leads on that send them to me, okay?